My Favorite Dog Quotes!

My Favorite Dog Quotes & Phrases

There’s nothing like a little humor to make your tail wag! I’ve put together a list of dog quotes I LOVE — they make me SMILE and LAUGH to the point of CRYING in a good way of course! Check out this LIST of all my favorite dog quotes:

Short and Funny dog quotes to brighten your day:

“I just want to drink coffee and pet my dog.” – Unknown
“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.” – Dog
“I work hard so my dog can have a better life.” – Unknown
“Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.” – Unknown
“All you need is love and a dog!”

“The only person who understands me is my dog.” – Unknown
“I don’t who care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives.” – Unknown
“I am one dog short of crazy.” – Unknown
“Leave me alone – I’m only speaking to dogs today.” – Unknown
Life is not perfect but my dog is!

“My windows aren’t dirty, that’s just my dog’s nose art.” – Unknown
“A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won’t be too bad.” – Robert Wagner
“The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.” – Unknown
“When I die my dog gets everything.” – Unknown
“You had me at Woof!”

“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling an emptiness we didn’t even know we had.” – Thom Jones
“Dogs are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.” – Unknown
“The dog days are over.” – Florence + The Machine
“If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.” – Unknown
You can’t buy love but you can Rescue it!

“Life is too short to just have one dog.” – Unknown
“I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.” – Unknown
“Dogs are my favorite people.” – Unknown
“Dog hair, don’t care.” – Unknown
“Did someone say walk?”

“Less people, more dogs.” – Unknown
“Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog.” – Unknown
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.” – Roger Caras
“Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never owned a dog.” – Unknown
“Sorry, I can’t, I have plans with my dog.” – Unknown

These short, witty dog quotes and phrases capture the essence of the joy, companionship, and hilarity that dogs bring into our lives.

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